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HOW TO DEAL WITH YOUR BANKER.
"The bankers of General Chang Tsolin, the Military Governor of
Mukden, who suffered from financial troubles, were summarily
executed by shooting on the charge of having disturbed the
money market."--_Shanghai Mercury_.
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"The DarDdaDneDlDleDs Commissioners sat again to-day at
the House of Lords, when General Sir John Maxwell was
examined."--i>Provincial Paper_.
Please do not imagine that that is what the gallant officer called
them.
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"A LARGE BLACK DOG, no colour, strayed."--_The Times_.
"THE LUCKY BLACK CAT, in all colours, made to order."--_The
Queen_.
This is the kind of thing that drives a chameleon mad.
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