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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, December 5, 1891"

Pas._ Not at all. The more especially as it would be a great
expense to the enemy.
_Theo. Pas._ (_with dignified resentment_). I see you consider the
subject a proper topic for raillery! It is a very fine day!
_Prac. Pas._ (_in a conciliatory tone_). No, no, I can assure you I am
deeply interested. But how about our Fleet--surely that should protect
us?
_Theo. Pas._ You must be very much behind the age to say so. Our Fleet
is practically valueless. It is perfectly easy to invade us at a
dozen places. If the French went to Ireland (as they did in the last
century), the conquest of England would be assured. They would (with
the assistance of a friendly peasantry), get their supplies and make
good their footing.
_Prac. Pas._ But how about our Army?
_Theo. Pas._ A farce! An expensive farce. We have no Regulars, the
Militia exists only on paper, and the Volunteers are valueless.
_Prac. Pas._ Then why not have a Conscription--that would bring up our
Army with a run?
_Theo. Pas._ A Conscription! My dear Sir, the nation wouldn't think of
such a thing! No, not for a single moment!
_Prac. Pas._ (_after a pause_). Well, what is to be done?
_Theo.


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