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Bell, John Joy, 1871-1934

"Wee Macgreegor Enlists"

Macgregor was furious, until
Conscience asked him what he had to complain about.
Willie, his mischievous self again, got in a nasty one by inquiring
how much he had paid for the cab the night before last.
'Ye dirty spy!' cried Macgregor. 'What for did ye hook it in the
pictur' hoose an' leave her wi' me? She was _your_ affair.'
'I never asked her to spend the evening',' Willie retorted,
truthfully enough, 'Twa's comp'ny.'
Macgregor felt his face growing hot. With an effort he said
coldly: 'If ye had stopped wi' us ye wudna ha'e been back at the
beer an' broke yer pledge.'
'Wha tell't ye I was at the beer?'
'Yer breath, ye eediot!'
'Ho! so ye was pretendin' ye was sleepin' when I spoke to ye!
Cooard to smell a man's breath wi' yer eyes shut!'
Macgregor turned wearily away. 'It's nae odds to me what ye
drink,' he said.
'Ye should think shame to say a thing like that to a chap that
hasna tasted but wance for near a year--at least, for several
months,' said Willie, following. 'But I'll forgive ye like a
Christian. . . . For peety's sake ten' us a tanner. I ha'ena had
a fag since yesterday. I'll no split on ye.' He winked and nudged
Macgregor. 'Maggie's a whale for the cuddlin'--eh?'
It was too much. Macgregor turned and struck, and Willie went
down. Then Macgregor, feeling sick of himself and the whole world,
assisted the fallen one to his feet, shoved a shilling into his
hand, and departed hastily.


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