The audience fought their battles
o'er again with great fervour. During the play one of the inferior
actors was supposed to have saluted a female chorus-singer with an
ardour which was more than theatrical, and every lady in the house
immediately fainted; because, as the eternal Secretary told Popanilla,
the Vraibleusians are the most modest and most moral nation in the
world. The male part of the audience insisted, in indignant terms, that
the offending performer should immediately be dismissed. In a few
minutes he appeared upon the stage to make a most humble apology for an
offence which he was not conscious of having committed; but the most
moral and the most modest of nations was implacable, and the wretch was
expelled. Having a large family dependent upon his exertions, the
actor, according to a custom prevalent in Vraibleusia, went immediately
and drowned himself in the nearest river. Then the ballet commenced.
It was soon discovered that the chief dancer, a celebrated foreigner,
who had been announced for this evening, was absent.
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